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| 1. Locate local food peddler |
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| 2. Proceed to sketchy food withering under heat lamp |
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| 3. Purchase both a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sub and a Jamaican beef patty, against the food peddler's advice |
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| 4. Find a church to desecrate |
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| 5. Open breakfast sub |
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| 6. Place beef patty in center |
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| 7. Apply hot sauce in a manner befitting one who really does not give a fuck |
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| 8. Admire your creation in full view of a shameful God (also, put your sandwich on the ground right before you eat it) |
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| 9. Eat yourself to tears |
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