Me and Dani Eat a Cat

Tonight Bubby was being annoying so me and Dani killed him and roasted him over some candles. We put barbeque sauce on the meat and it was okay.

Nine Steps To Feel Like A Piece Of Dog Shit

1. Locate local food peddler

2. Proceed to sketchy food withering under heat lamp

3. Purchase both a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sub and a Jamaican beef patty, against the food peddler's advice

4. Find a church to desecrate

5. Open breakfast sub

6. Place beef patty in center

7. Apply hot sauce in a manner befitting one who really does not give a fuck

8. Admire your creation in full view of a shameful God (also, put your sandwich on the ground right before you eat it)

9. Eat yourself to tears

McBreakfast

my my, breakfast guy

i spy a hashbrown fry

sausage pies

eggy lies

yellow goo squirts in my eyes

AAAH IM BLINDDD>!$JK@#:$ kt2398n 1-[´∑ 8
please somebdy take me to the hospital